Chasing Even — 12-Leg Parlay Baseball Snapback

Your financial advisor said diversify. You added three more legs.

“My retirement plan is a 12-leg parlay” pairs an ambitious plan with a chart that appears to have other ideas. Made for the group chat economist who can turn five dollars into a very detailed explanation of what almost happened. Twelve legs. One dream. Eleven reasons to blame the last guy.

Printed artwork on a structured, five-panel baseball cap with a seamless fabric front, mid-profile crown, and adjustable snapback closure. Made from 65% polyester and 35% cotton, with a matching fabric undervisor.